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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Valentines Day Pravachan By SRIKI Baba

Hiya Friendz,

I have questioned myself recently...
What am I blogging and Why am I blogging??? LOL...
I thought Blogging just another way to reflect my persona.
I noted that I have been doing lot of preaching,teaching stuff and Yes all this messages I deliver are more generalized.
Any group of people can visualize himself as a reader of the post.
On this note, I have decided that I should seriously post something which is Specialized.
Something which is specific to some group of people.

After all I am not a baba to preach elders.
I am a just another young chap who has lot of dreams and dreamgalz who arrive often in those dreams......
Besides, you are not supposed to deliver speeches and make suggestions in those fields in which you lack experience.
Finally, I have decided to post a blog entry in that area I am well versed.

FLIRTING.........

I am not going to say how flirting can be done or something that related to...... Because I preserve that to be a topic of my research(Ph.D). Though I deny it often.. I have lot of friends who are GIRLS( This doesnt mean that I have Girl Friends in the Indian Sense).... and I used to hang out at Ladies Hostel in HCU I was always "flocked by girls around me" ( Bold, Underlined, Italics) as said by one of friends(I am not going to reveal HER name until her permission) which made me understand the un-understandable entity to a little extent. So, I guess that will be of a little help in delivering this post.

Unfortunately, without any reason for the hells sake I had a nickname called LG(Love Guru) and I have never done any justice to the nickname/title. So, I am trying my level best to suggest you some tips for a Happy Valentines Day.
  • Look your best. Invest in some new clothes, or some swanky new gadget. Look uber cool and have the right attitude.

  • Girls don't come calling. Well that is a myth, these days, sometimes, they do. But we do not want to take chances right? So let them know that you are available. How will you do that? A single status on the social networking sites help. Easier still, let it slip to a couple of girls in your team, under the oath of secrecy of course, that you do not have a partner, and trust me, it will get you the desired result if she knows about some girl who may like being with you!

  • If there is someone you have always had a crush on, this is the right time to connect with them. Call them up, leave a message, and if you get lucky, there is nothing to beat it. A Valentine's Day spent with someone you can't connect with is even worse than one spent alone.

  • Send out sweet 'will you be my valentine' message to some random mobile numbers. Someone may respond, if you have a wrong number you can always excuse yourself, but if by any chance your message is delivered to someone equally lonely, why not push your luck a wee bit. Some such 'wrong number' calls have the history of ending up in marriages!

  • Hit at your friends- friends. Well, we don't want to make it sound shady. But consider this – your best buddy may have a girl friend and she would have a friend who is not committed. Try hinting that you would like to accompany her – plan a double date – after all she is single isn't she?

  • Social networking sites have opened up new vistas. Explore, spend time on it. Look up ex-flames and crushes on these sites. Who knows when you could turn lucky?

  • If you are the type who loves dogs, find one to take out for a walk. The cuter the dog the better, girls have a weakness for men who does this. If you don't have a dog and are sure where to find the girl, trust me, it is not bad to borrow a friend's dog for this purpose. Just make sure that the dog does not bite you or the girl!

  • Stalk. It is not a crime, everything is fair in love and war remember? At the cafeterias, cafes, shopping malls. If the universal thumb rule for love is correct, there should be someone some where made just for you. And you can't just ignore the fact that she may be at these places. And once you have shortlisted some, make sure you speak in you phone, loud enough for them to hear, 'Dad, I m not interested in an arranged marriage, I ll get married to someone I like,' and give her a sheepish grin.

  • If none of these work, no hard feelings, love will happen to you in due course. Till then, you can just have a ball and indeed there is nothing stopping you from throwing a 'single's' party at home. And hope someone may turn up, who is just right for you!

So keep hoping, Keep Loving, Keep Flirting.......

After all who said that Valentines day is just for lovers....... It is a day equal for the Flirters too.
Happy Valentine's Day Guys...............( Yes...........I mean it.......JUST GUYS).

Cheers,
SRIKI aka L G



4 comments:

Kuchi said...

Great.. tips!
But nothing from your Experiences. It would be realistic if you share your personal experiences at H-107. No problem even if you share the gist of "Sunday at SR Nagar"

Srikanth Chaganti said...

Would you mind if I Kill you roomie..
Lot of things have happened at various instances Cant keep writing every byte of it. As I already said Im gonna save some work for my PhD in Romance Studies. But the sadest part is I am not findin a Faculty to guide me

prajyot said...

ha ha ha ha..!! great tips..!!

well techie is getting romantic mode huh..!!

guess what? i guess ur getting back ported..!! what i meant o say is "love romance is time of college and development/QA/etc etc are our current scenario...so definetly u getting back ported to thoughts of college days..wat say?

Srikanth Chaganti said...

Hmm yeah in a way Prajyot.
Once cant forget his/her college days.
after all..... wahi se toh yahaa tak aayenaa.....